"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

I blackmailed you into sex! Okay, sister, but this is the first and last time!

That's my mom's ass stretched out... I hope my dad doesn't burn

Your balls are full of sperm, if we fuck you, you'll dance right away

So I don't cheat for a guy, but it's not every day you get that much money

Hey, stop peeking! Come here and fuck, that's what men do

"How about I blow you right there?" - I didn't take her to the park for nothing

Eh, now I wish I could go to the sea and fuck a pretty girl like that instead of all this

Somebody else has NoNutNovember, and we got laid, so also with creampie

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

Daughter, I don't understand, what school did you come home from without panties?

She seduced him into a hard fuck, and he doesn't mind, his wife won't let her

You're a virgin, I'll fuck you here, anal sex doesn't count

My girlfriend's fucking mom taught me how to have sex and showed me how to have an orgasm

What are you doing in the bathtub? You better get your dick done

Sister, why don't we play? But there's no time to waste. Take your clothes off

And the shy girl's wife warned, her sister is a fucking slut

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

My husband is nothing, so I bring strangers home for sex

She broke down, but for a sanctioned burger she got down on her knees and sucked her dick

"Are you sure you're a producer?" — naive student beauty fell for a con artist

I forgot that my husband was home, and I almost burst out in orgasm

Student, you poured sperm all over my glasses — how am I supposed to go home now?

Why are you sticking me with this contract? I'm going to stick my dick in you first